Sunday, June 24, 2007

Oxford, Ohio (a.k.a. Shittsville, USA)

Surrounded by miles of cornfields, the rinky-dink Midwestern town of Oxford, Ohio is home to the prestigious Miami University. The static, student culture has clashed with the town's people for years. Thousands of rich, spoiled, trust fund babies are shipped there every year to pursue higher education, or rather waste $100,000 of their parents money while learning to become shallow, self indulged ingrates.


As a former student at Miami, I learned first-hand how people become a product of their environment. The number one concern of most Miami students is to have a good time, all the time. Partying in this college town starts on Wednesdays and ends on Sunday evening. There aren't too many options of how to spend the weekend in Oxford.


You can:


1.) Drop a bunch of money at one of the 8 local bars uptown, while desperately reaching out for any type of personal interaction (this tends to be the norm)


2.) Stay home and wait for your local Oxfordian drug dealer to get off work at the pizza shop so you can get your goods


3.) Take a stab at performing in the local music scene (or lack thereof) while working at the pizza shop


Daniel, Trevor and I chose the latter.


(pictured left to right: Daniel, myself, Trevor)

The three of us, known in those days as The Del Preston, had gigs booked every week. We worked hard all day at our jobs and played hard all night in the corners of bars and the basements of house parties. We made decent money performing our music. When money couldn't be offered we were paid with booze and asked to come back the following week. We didn't care; we just wanted to play. Those who came just to see us enjoyed our music and respected what we were doing. Everyone else just wondered when the fuck we were going to get off the stage so the DJ could get back to playing top 20's. Needless to say, we were not in a "music town".



Oxford was a dead end road and we knew it. We made the mistake of going there in the first place. After I was admitted to the U, the three of us decided to give Salt Lake City a shot. All we had to do was make it til Christmas...




It was a Saturday night in November. As usual, we packed up our equipment, had a smoke and watched some football til it was time to go sound check. Tonight was going to be a great night. It was alumni weekend and the town was bursting at the seams with people. A lot of old friends would be in town to see us play and we couldn't wait. Tonight was going to be a great night...



CJ's was pretty empty as we walked in. This two level dive bar had the same stagnate smell week after week. As always, the floor was sticky from spilled drinks and lord knows what else. First I laid down my huge blue rug, which we set everything on top of. Next was my kick drum and the PA speakers. Now that our performing boundaries were set, we could all dive in. The usual Saturday night bartenders were filling the coolers up with ice. Matt brought over our first three Budweiser's.


So what are the sets looking like for tonight?



All the employees at CJ's seemed to like us. That is probably why we had a gig there every weekend. Whenever we played the whole bar just let loose and enjoyed the music!



The bar began to fill more and more as we wrapped up sound check. We would go on in about 15 minutes, so in the meantime we made our rounds saying hi to friends and acquaintances. We knew that tonight was going to be a whole lot of fun...


The first set got underway. 80's Mark took his usual stance right in front of Daniel's guitar amp. Tonight it looked like he was on some form of hallucinogen. We were getting a good response from the whole bar. We knew that the set-break couldn't be long. If you break for too long, you lose the crowd.


Midway through the second set people were wall to wall. Tonight was "Fifty-cent High Life Bottle Night" so things were starting to get a little rowdy. Some guy by the staircase had his shirt off while his buddies poured beer all over him. All of our friends who said they'd be there were. We fed off of the crowds enthusiasm. When the audience is having a good time, nothing can go wrong...





As the night faded into morning we started wrapping up the show. We played the last tune, told everyone about the next show and began to pack up our equipment again. We sat at the end of the bar enjoying our last few drinks as Matt counted out our cut for the night. We made a cool $500, which always feels good. There was a true sense of accomplishment amongst us. We played a great show and the crowd actually liked us. It was almost an ironic feeling; the town we disliked so much seemed to come alive tonight.

Maybe Oxford wasn't such a bad place...


Hey, I'm gonna go get the car.

Cool, we'll wait here for you.

Trevor and I divided up the cash and finished our drinks while Daniel brought over the van. Nothing could go wrong tonight...

Dude, somebody fucked up our car!


What the hell are you talking about?

Somebody fucked up the car! Come on...look...




I can't believe this shit! Who the hell would do this?



The car was parked on the same street as the police station, a mere two blocks away and in plain sight. The cinder block that was used to smash out the windows laid by the curb in the street.

I wonder if it was that ass hole who was calling us Communists for not playing "Proud To Be an American"?

Man, he wouldn't know what our car looked like!

Un-fucking-believable!

The policeman who responded to our call didn't have too much to say. He took down our basic information and told us to file a written report.



So what are the chances of finding who did this?


Well, unless someone comes forward to confess, not very good. You know, this sort of thing happens all of the time out here.


Oh yeah? And exactly what are you guys doing about that?


Everything we can sir.



All we could do was bite our lips and hope that karmic retribution would take its' course some day. To call this a kick in the groin would be an understatement. Well, Salt Lake City, here we come...















Thursday, June 21, 2007

Research Card



Traditional Source



Baxter Strides Toward History by: Mary Kay Cabot - Cleveland Plain Dealer


"I might be full-go, I might be part-time, I might not go," he said. "But I'm going to show people that I'm dedicated to this cause. For those that believed in me, thank you. And those that didn't, God bless you. This is the biggest challenge of my life, and so far, I'm conquering it."



Baxter, a stand out corner back for the Browns, tore both patella tendons last season. No player in NFL history has fully recovered from this injury.





Academic Journal



Teaching Students With Hearing Losses by: Alice Ann Darrow - Academic Search Premier:General Music Today



"There are nearly 71,000 special education students between the ages of six and twenty-one who have hearing losses (U.S. Department of Education 2002). "



Despite their hearing disability, many deaf students are able to appreciate and enjoy music with the proper instruction.





Online Source



Cleveland Browns - Wikipedia.com



"A 2006 study conducted by Bizjournal determined that Browns fans are the most loyal fans in the NFL. The study was largely based on fan loyalty during winning and losing seasons (however, it does not account for the ratio of winning to losing seasons by a team), attendance at games, and challenges confronting fans (such as inclement weather or long-term poor performance of their team). "



The Cleveland Browns are a football team in the NFL.





Non-Traditional Source



Mad World in ASL posted by bigjimmystyle



"All around me are familiar faces, worn out places"



A student performing the song "Mad World" by Gary Jules in American Sign Language.

Monday, June 11, 2007

The Self Imposed Exile of electric avant-garde master Daryll Dobson has ended!

This blog is posted up on Daryll Dobson's MYSPACE page. I know Daryll because I am friends with his son. All through grade school he told me his dad could shred, but I didn't get to hear him until recently.

The blog on Daryll's page announces his first album/dvd in several years. He just got signed to a new label and is promoting his new sound. The targeted audience of this blog are fans of Daryll and those who are checking him out for the very first time. It is effective because it goes into some detail about what he is currently doing and where he is taking his music.

www.myspace.com/darylldobson

Beyond the Sea #2

E-Mail sent by Michael on Monday May 21,2007:



"I am trying to read these sixty pages in my American Government book (which cost $125)";
Why the hell do books cost so much these days. I am sure I will get a whopping $20 back...such bull shit.
As you can tell, it is not going so well. Thought I'd drop you one and see how the Europen loogies are washing out of your hair.
Katie told me that over seas some people were LITERALLY spitting on her because she was American.
So the Cavs advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals a few nights ago. They played Detroit in Detroit tonight and lost game one. They were down two with 15 seconds to go and Lebron dished it off to Donyel Marshal who bricked a wide open three that would have won the game...hhhhhhhhhh(Long drawn out sigh).
Katie grew up in Cleveland,OH with me so she shares a common interest in Cleveland Sports
Anyways government class starts at 7:30 sharp and the teacher reminds me of Big Bill O
I should have never taken that class...too early..."Big" Bill O'Reiley that is...Katie is a Poli-Sci major so I tend to whine about government class to her
...I've got to finish reading....I've got to go to bed...The Cavs need to win to save my sanity and hairline....STENGERRRRRRRR!!!!
Stenger....Lauren Stenger....is a mutual friend who is in Europe with her.



Replied by Katie on May 22, 2007


I heard about the Cavs. Marshall is the most hot-cold player of alltime. What else is Lebron supposed to do when he has three Detroit players on him. Such bullshit. He is supposed to have team mates you know.....The loogies are coming out just fine. We went to Dublin... the whole English thing was amazzzzzzing. Which was really exciting. The Irish are so nice, maybe its cause they are drunk, but regardless they are nice. Some random Irish man told me that I was not from the United States of America but rather the United States of Amazing.... At least somebody likes us. American government isn't the most interesting political science. If you have any questions just holla. I took it at Miami a couple years ago but I think something might have stuck....Ok Im off to architecture class. We are going to Munich this weekend....Time to practice my German, AKA pray for me. Stenger says HI, Later gator -Kt
CONCLUSIONS
In today's day and age communication has changed dramatically. Hand written letters are a thing of the past. E-mails are a much more convenient and affordable (you save about 40 cents) way to stay in touch. Day by day I can exchange messages with my friend who is over seas.
This E-mail response from Katie was interesting because she did not respond in the order in which I asked/commented. She responded to things as they came to mind. Granted there was not a whole lot of information in my E-mail, but she didn't need to keep the original message handy to respond. She responded from "recall".

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Beyond the Sea

E-Mail sent by Michael on Monday May 21,2007:
I am trying to read these sixty pages in my American Government book (which cost $125); As you can tell, it is not going so well. Thought I'd drop you one and see how the Europen loogies are washing out of your hair. So the Cavs advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals a few nights ago. They played Detroit in Detroit tonight and lost game one. They were down two with 15 seconds to go and Lebron dished it off to Donyel Marshal who bricked a wide open three that would have won the game...hhhhhhhhhh(Long drawn out sigh). Anyways government class starts at 7:30 sharp and the teacher reminds me of Big Bill O...I've got to finish reading....I've got to go to bed...The Cavs need to win to save my sanity and hairline....STENGERRRRRRRR!!!!
Replied by Katie on May 22, 2007 (U.S.)
I heard about the Cavs. Marshall is the most hot-cold player of alltime. What else is Lebron supposed to do when he has three Detroit players on him. Such bullshit. He is supposed to have team mates you know.....The loogies are coming out just fine. We went to Dublin... the whole English thing was amazzzzzzing. Which was really exciting. The Irish are so nice, maybe its cause they are drunk, but regardless they are nice.Some random Irish man told me that I was not from the United States of America but rather the United States of Amazing.... At least somebody likes us. American government isn't the most interesting political science. If you have any questions just holla. I took it at Miami a couple years ago but I think something might have stuck....Ok Im off to architecture class. We are going to Munich this weekend....Time to practice my German, AKA pray for me. Stenger says HI, Later gator -Kt